Swassty

When you have been sweating so much that you have swass and it starts to get gross, swassty

Sitting here in the sun so long has turned my sweaty ass into a nasty swassty

by Drkryptonite January 01, 2022

successexual

Any moment experienced between two or more people that turns into sexual intercourse. This does not include cranking the hog

how was your date tonight? It was successexual

by Drkryptonite April 04, 2017

Skullonoscopy

Removing ones head out of thine ass.

It sure would be nice if Johnny would perform a Skullonoscopy on himself today

by Drkryptonite April 08, 2018

Netplaying

It’s what you do at a networking event to have fun, since they can be so boring. Fuck the hi, what do you do or what company do you work for, how about, what enjoyment do you bring to my life and why the hell aren’t we friends? 3 cocktail minimum, let’s do some business and hopefully our clothes stay on.

I have turned my networking experiences into netplaying because it is so much more fun. I had to Uber home but when I woke up next to Jenny from the block, it was so worth it. I’m sure we will do business for many more days to come.

by DrKryptonite June 19, 2022

Gifersation

When you have an online or text conversation using only gifs and no words.

Damn, last night Melissa and I were so pissed with each other that it boiled down to a violent gifersation with no resolve!

Tom and I had the best gifersation today, we didn’t say a word but I laughed my ass off!

by Drkryptonite August 27, 2019