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My Bang Song

My Bang Song ; Take your birthday year and month and go back 9 months from then and see the top 5 Billboard songs of the conception month. Pick one song, Because there is a good chance that one of those songs where playing on the radio the night Mom And Dad did the Horizontal Monstermash and made you.
I was born March -1980 back up 9 months July -1979 looked at Billboard top 5 songs and MY BANG SONG is Donna Summers, Ring my Bell. Was my choice. The beginning of house music.
by DrFuck September 11, 2018
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blow me bozo

by DrFuck February 10, 2024
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I can't believe it's not flubber

I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.
I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.
by DrFuck February 10, 2024
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Barberian Ball Wash

Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.
Not much to say other than you are going to get awesome head. Barberian Ball Wash. updog
by DrFuck November 21, 2017
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SEX MAP

Sex Map is what stalkers use to

app that all of the spots This guy Named Will likes to keep his victims to Degrade and spit on and rape there corn holes.
My Sex Map is a map that creepers like Will or William like to store his precious Lynett and other women at that he has collected to Ass rape and make up lies so he looks like the victim.
by DrFuck February 18, 2022
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Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.
Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.
by DrFuck April 13, 2023
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
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