Nite Club is not the same as a Nightclub!!!
To be a Nite Club requirements.
1. Name of the Club come first.
For Example. “KEYS NITE CLUB “
2. A live human Dj
Good or Terrible doesn’t matter.
3. Independently owned.
To be a Nite Club requirements.
1. Name of the Club come first.
For Example. “KEYS NITE CLUB “
2. A live human Dj
Good or Terrible doesn’t matter.
3. Independently owned.
by DrFuck July 15, 2023
Yard Dawg Pose
To look Gangster As Fuck when a photograph is being taken. Some Homies and A pit-bull will help for better results on pull this off.
To look Gangster As Fuck when a photograph is being taken. Some Homies and A pit-bull will help for better results on pull this off.
by DrFuck September 03, 2018
My Bang Song ; Take your birthday year and month and go back 9 months from then and see the top 5 Billboard songs of the conception month. Pick one song, Because there is a good chance that one of those songs where playing on the radio the night Mom And Dad did the Horizontal Monstermash and made you.
I was born March -1980 back up 9 months July -1979 looked at Billboard top 5 songs and MY BANG SONG is Donna Summers, Ring my Bell. Was my choice. The beginning of house music.
by DrFuck September 11, 2018
The Standardized Dick Measurement.
The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.
First Have the guy clinch a Fist.
Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.
Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.
First Have the guy clinch a Fist.
Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.
Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.
by DrFuck February 13, 2021
Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.
by DrFuck November 21, 2017
Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.
(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.
(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.
(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.
Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.
(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.
(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.
(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.
Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.
(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 09, 2024
Pronoun Matrix simulation or P. M.S. is the act of diagnosing one’s self a different Gender Identity, regardless of the Gender He or She was born with in a controlled simulation environment. By 98% of the community.
(Jake) Hey Lynnette I just got the new politically correct Gender Identity Sims game.
(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.
(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.
(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.
(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.
(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!
Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.
(Jake) who really can!!
(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.
(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.
(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.
(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.
(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!
Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.
(Jake) who really can!!
by DrFuck March 09, 2024