6 definitions by Dr. Walter Fanchy
When one admits to doing something they most certainly did not do, due to a long interrogation process, utter stupidity, or a combination of the two.
Brendan was interrogated about a murder he was not involved in, but due to his lack of intellect and desire to get back to class for his project and watch Wrestlemania, he was dasseyed into making a false confession.
by Dr. Walter Fanchy February 4, 2016
1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.
Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.
by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 22, 2014
"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."
"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"
"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"
by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 31, 2019
Waiting for a raging erection to become flaccid by either waiting alone in a separate room or sitting down before facing other people.
Peter debonerized his morning-wood before facing his in-laws.
Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.
"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."
"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."
Alfred sneakily Googled pictures of Chloe Kardashian on his iPhone to help the debonerizing process before standing up.
"Well, John, I guess we should head home now."
"Hold on, babe, I have to debonerize."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy April 15, 2014
When an unsuspecting victim in a group of friends falls in to the bottomless pit of everyone calling them "Ross Gellar" for the rest of their life.
"I guess all my friends call me 'Ross Gellar' now. I don't really like it, but in their defense I never did try to make them stop."
"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"
"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"
by Dr. Walter Fanchy March 7, 2018