Definitions by Dr. Shmunguss

Hit the Tom

Going to the bathroom, hitting a fat tom means taking a shit.

Dude, I REALLY need to hit the tom real quick…

Hit the Tom by Dr. Shmunguss April 22, 2026

Condomonium

A party with a LOT, of sex.

"Yo, dude. You wanna go to that condomonium on Thursday?"

Condomonium by Dr. Shmunguss March 31, 2026