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Get the Are Dogs Real? mug.A declaration made by Wesley (disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts) to Buttercup in The Princess Bride
Buttercup: “You mock my pain!”
Wesley: “Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”
Wesley: “Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”
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Get the Rawdogged mug.The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
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Get the Babel fish mug.Somehow, it's possible for a person to look like a child, and a child molester, at the same time. That's Tate Reeves, future Governor of Mississippi.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
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Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
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Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
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