11 definitions by Dr. Literate

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

Harmonixing soulsters "Bell, Biv, Devoe"

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

1. Anything that does not exist.
2. What liars are full of.

That guy at the taco stand told me he was Jordan from 80's bubblegum pop band "New Kids on the Block". He is a lying sack of Siberian snake shit.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

Brown, low grade marijuana grown in Mexico.

That sonafabitch charged me seventy bucks for a quarter of dried up taco weed.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

1. Member of freak-metal band Gwar.
2. A particularly voluminous male ejaculation.

Did you see Gusher Jizzmax give Bob from the mail room the ole gusher jizzmax?! Best office Christmas party ever!

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006