crazy bread

1. Breadsticks with butter and lots of Parmesan cheese made at the now defunct Little Ceaser's Pizza restaurants.
2. A smelly vagina.

That bitch Doreen from the pizza place has the crazy bread, both kinds.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

peehole

1. The opening through which urine is discharged in the male or female genitals.
2. Anyplace where urinating is occuring.

I went to the peehole to drain the lizard
Robert Mapplethorpe liked to put things up his peehole.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

shitheel

1. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware that others are disgusted by them.
2. Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their shoes or feet.

My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

siberian snake shit

1. Anything that does not exist.
2. What liars are full of.

That guy at the taco stand told me he was Jordan from 80's bubblegum pop band "New Kids on the Block". He is a lying sack of Siberian snake shit.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

taco weed

Brown, low grade marijuana grown in Mexico.

That sonafabitch charged me seventy bucks for a quarter of dried up taco weed.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006