n. a golden sausage wee-nis. Characterized by bronzed, tan glow and sparkly, transparent edges. The cuff-link style wee-nis is found only in the most affluent adult locales.
"Not only does Harold have that sexy smile and a convertible to die for...he has an 8-inch cuff-link!"
"Oh Carol...I'm so proud of my daughter!"
n. an alcoholic beverage containing feces, urine, and Kool-Aid. The drink is frequently mixed in an over sized blender to accommodate for the blended results- salt and vinegar may be added to generate a favorable taste.
"Hey Johnny, you mixing drinks at Carol's party tonight?"
"Yeah, bro...if the party is shitty, I'll have to bust out a wacky jackie"
