n.: a private diary kept by a swinging couple. The diary maintains partner names, dates, and locations as well as brief descriptions of explicit sexual encounters with anonymous partners. The entries may also include "likes" and "dislikes" of certain prospective partners, in order to gain a competitive edge on the group at future swing parties.
"Melanie and I read one of our swing reports from the 2005 fiscal year...and you would not believe how much we spent on anal-related costs and mergers!"
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
n.: the opposite of a "bubble butt," the square butt is most often found on nappy white chicks. When using the square butt for sexual satisfaction, it is advised that a pillow, or some other cushioning device be placed between the wee-nis and the square butt to prevent bruising the male reproductive organs.
"Man, I hooked up with this square butt chick last night for two hours!"
"Are you shitting me? You wouldn't be walking if you did..."
"Look...here are the bruises to prove it!"
"Are you shitting me? You wouldn't be walking if you did..."
"Look...here are the bruises to prove it!"
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.
The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.
The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.
Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!
by Dr. Josephus May 03, 2011