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a white suprecemacist leader that George Costanza impersonated to get a free ride in a limo. George's lie nearly cost him his life, as he faced being torn limb-from-limb by an angry mob, or being shot by angry neo-Nazi's.
We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
We're not sure how he got out of this dilemma, as the show ended with him still in grave danger, but he seemed okay in the next episode.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 5, 2007
Get the O'Brien mug.The year that the world's largest time capsule, "The Crypt of Civiliation" in Atlanta, is scheduled to be opened.
circa year 6000 --
Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.
Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.
Archeologist 1: Darn.
Archeologist 1: Whoo-hoo! I just located a motherlode of info on a civilization four thousand years old.
Archeologist 2: Wait! You can't open it. It says, "Do not open till 8113." Too bad.
Archeologist 1: Darn.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007
Get the 8113 mug.The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).
He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.
Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.
Balls, I tell you!
He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.
Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.
Balls, I tell you!
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 28, 2007
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by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 27, 2012
Get the geminiphobia mug."...the Blackguards and their spokesman CLAIMED to have been under attack, possibly from Iraqi police." - Justin Raimondo, antiwar.com
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007
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