Definitions by Dr. Fauci

Wyoming 

Unsuspecting travelers wander into this warp of the space-time continuum and become human test subjects of the United States government. All memories they have were implanted using secret alien technology. Sometimes problems happen with the secret alien technology, such as becoming Dick Cheney

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Joe, he said he went to Wyoming the other day.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard that he got an anal probe from Dr. Fauci

Wyoming by Dr. Fauci November 3, 2021

Australia 

A figment of your imagination where everything is trying to kill you and there are 'roos and weird British sounding people everywhere

Person 1: Did you see that giant 6 foot spider that went viral
Person 2: Yeah, it's from Australia mate

Australia by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

microchip 

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)

Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates

microchip by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

Fauci-ing

One of the hippest, newest dating trends where one rejects a date because they think the other person is not taking COVID-19 protocols seriously

Friend 1: I was watching Fox News and they said the Fauci-ing is the newest dating trend.
Friend 2: What is Fauci-ing?
Friend 1: I dunno, sounds kind of made up

Fauci-ing by Dr. Fauci February 16, 2021