Definitions by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces!

panty mayonnaise 

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.

Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

panty mayonnaise by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

Yum Rocket 

Most commonly referred to as the penis.

Give me a taste of that yum rocket!!!

Yum Rocket by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

Jane Jammer 

Most commonly referred to as the male sex organ, the penis.

I'd like to stick her with my Jane Jammer!!!

Jane Jammer by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

Patty Pleaser 

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.

I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!

Patty Pleaser by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008

Tamp 

short term for a tampon.

Wow, that tamp is utterly huge. Are you trying to stop the Hoover Dam?

Tamp by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008