Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces!'s definitions

panty mayonnaise

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.

Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

Patty Pleaser

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.

I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008

Yum Rocket

Most commonly referred to as the penis.

Give me a taste of that yum rocket!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

Jane Jammer

Most commonly referred to as the male sex organ, the penis.

I'd like to stick her with my Jane Jammer!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 17, 2008

Tamp

short term for a tampon.

Wow, that tamp is utterly huge. Are you trying to stop the Hoover Dam?

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008