Definitions by Dr. Aarben
Alakazoo
1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.
2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"
Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"
Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
Bastey
Bay-stea
An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.
An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.
1: "Oh fuck I crashed into a fire hydrant"
2: "Aw that's bastey, man."
-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"
2: "Aw that's bastey, man."
-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"
Bastey by Dr. Aarben November 28, 2012