Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn.
Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.
Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.
Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies.
Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.
I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!
by Dr. Aarben November 05, 2014

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.
Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012

Bay-stea
An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.
An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.
1: "Oh fuck I crashed into a fire hydrant"
2: "Aw that's bastey, man."
-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"
2: "Aw that's bastey, man."
-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"
by Dr. Aarben November 28, 2012
