Dr. Aarben's definitions

Bastey

Bay-stea

An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.

1: "Oh fuck I crashed into a fire hydrant"

2: "Aw that's bastey, man."

-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"

by Dr. Aarben November 28, 2012

confodoma

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw

"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."

by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012

obtain

To gain, collect, or acquire something unto your possession.

I am going to obtain an STI from this chick in Chicago, its gonna be rad.

by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014