Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"
Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."
Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."
Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
a pirate with a blue beard who is skilled in the art of plundering booty, and when I say booty I mean your big sexy ass...
Certificatologist: "when I woke up I was laying naked in the street in a pool of blood, and my ass was killing me."
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
Midget: "Bluebeard the Butt Pirate strikes again!"
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."
Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."
Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."
Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!
Midget: Ouch...
Midget: Ouch...
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
1. The Captain of the Dipshits.
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...
Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."
Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006