Dr Sloan's definitions

Dickpin

To be wrongly and maliciously accused of shagging another man's woman.

For fuck sake can't you see I'm being dickpinned!

My ex-mate dickpinned me coz he saw me as a threat!

Don't dickpin me son or I really will give your wife some British love batter all over her template!

by Dr Sloan January 19, 2011

Template

The smooth chest area above the tits and below the neck.

I would love to spaff on her template!

That's a lovely dress - really shows off her template!

What a smooth template. I bet she's got a great set of tits under that dress!

by Dr Sloan January 19, 2011