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musical

"Is he Musical? If so I would like to introduce him to my pink oboe!"
by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004
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French kiss

1. (Everywhere except France): An overtly sexual act, to kiss with tongues.

2. (France only) An overtly non-sexual act, to greet somebody by giving them a light peck on each cheek. This is a traditional gesture, even between members of the same sex.
Frenchman: Every day since we married, my wife kisses me in ze traditional French manner.
Englishman: Bloody hell! Ever since we married, my wife never does, as she always has a headache!
by Dr Pinch April 12, 2005
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MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

Sexual intercourse.

The actual expression is hundreds of years old, and was made famous by Shakespeare in Othello.
BRABANTIO: What profane wretch art thou?
IAGO: I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

(Othello, Act 1, Scene 1).
by Dr Pinch April 12, 2005
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alliteration insults

Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.
by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004
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Tori Amos

"Never was a cornflake girl." - So why are you singing about it you stupid bint?
by Dr Pinch April 26, 2005
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kashmir

1. A territory between India and Pakistan, the subject of international dispute between the two countries.

2. One of Led Zeppelin's better songs. In fact, Robert Plant was nowhere near Kashmir when he wrote the lyrics to this. He was actually a continent away in Africa - driving through the desert in Morocco!
Oh Father of the four winds fill my sails...
by Dr Pinch May 2, 2005
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is this the way to amarillo?

Notice that in this song, Marie is waiting for Tony Christie, but in All Seeing I's "Walk Like A Tiger", which is also a Tony Christie song, Marie had left him for a man half his age! Maybe Tony had spent too long trying to find the place, and Marie got fed up waiting. Ho hum.
by Dr Pinch April 22, 2005
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