Dr Nick's definitions

wiley

slang for being too lazy/rich to do normal male macho stuff such as changing your tyre on your car.

He did a Wiely and called the breakdown guy to fix his flat tyre.

First coined on puce.com

by Dr Nick January 11, 2004

lightsaber

The lightsaber is the super-powered high frequency laser beam weapon of the Star Wars universe. It first appeared it Star Wars: A New Hope when Obi-Wan gave Luke Anakin's old lightsaber. It is possibly the most famous weapon in movies of the past century. Frequently children are spotted with rulers or sticks playing a lightsaber duel. Don't we all wish that we could instantaneously hack someone's limbs off, cut through any material, or threaten somebody's life? The amazing futuristic tool of the lightsaber has changed everybody's life, dreams, or imagination in some way.

Yoda had a furious lightsaber duel full of flips and twists with Count Dooku in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

damn

To condemn of hatred to the lowliest depths of hell. Like most curses, it can be used in many forms.

Verb: Damn you!
Adjective: Turn that damn music down!
Sin: God damn you!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

specfuckintacular

The most flamboyant and excessive adjective that you can use to describe any word in your lexicon.

That was such a specfuckintacular ride! Let's do that again!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

Lost in Sauce

In other words, you're in deep shit.

It is one of the "Infinite" properties of Camponium.

You didn't finish your paper? You're lost in sauce!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

freak

A strange person who has some abnormal trait that shuns any friends. Includes:

1) Sterotypes of: Dorks, Hippies, Goths, Dolts, Techies, Squeakers

2) Any Marylin Manson fan

What a freak! He's got long hair, is stupid, wears black every day, has a squeaky voice, and knows way too much about computers!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

homework

A form of written or study activity that is to be done afterschool but usually leads to distraction by posting slang at UrbanDictionary.com

Also, the only thing that will lead to success in your life and will prevent your dropping out of school and working as a frycook at McDonald's until you're 85.

Do tonight's homework tonight!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002