Dr Nick's definitions

goatse

An annoying prank played on naive message board spammers that when a link is clicked upon, a box comes up flashing "You Are A Idiot! HAHAHAHA!" with an appropriate stupid jingle.

A more evil version of the goatse has been found where the "Idiot" boxes are opened as bouncing boxes around your screen and as you chase and close them more boxes appear.

SchoolYon: "So I clicked on the link and BAM! my computer almost crashed!"
DrNick: "You've been goatse'd!"

by Dr Nick June 11, 2006

wiley

slang for being too lazy/rich to do normal male macho stuff such as changing your tyre on your car.

He did a Wiely and called the breakdown guy to fix his flat tyre.

First coined on puce.com

by Dr Nick January 11, 2004

42

The Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. It was calculated by the computer Deep Thought for seven million years and when asked to build a better computer to discover the Question to the Life, the Universe, and Everything, it built the Earth. Before the Earth could tell the Question however, it was destroyed by the Vogons to make room for an interstellar highway bypass. For more information, see The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

What is six times seven? 42!
No, no, that's too simple.
How many roads must a man walk down? 42!
That's it! We're made!

by Dr Nick January 1, 2003

boat

A type of nautical transportation in which you can fish, sail, and do lots of fun stuff. Commonly seen in Bond movies and other nautical type filmographia.

SchoolYon: "I jammed on my boat yesterday!"
DrNick: "Word."

by Dr Nick November 22, 2002

filmographia

Anything pertaining to movies, film, cartoons, or other visual entertainment. Can used used to broadly describe anything you have watched in your life.

SchoolYon: "Seen any good movies lately?"
DrNick: "My filmographia has a very broad spectrum"

by Dr Nick November 22, 2002

damn

To condemn of hatred to the lowliest depths of hell. Like most curses, it can be used in many forms.

Verb: Damn you!
Adjective: Turn that damn music down!
Sin: God damn you!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

lightsaber

The lightsaber is the super-powered high frequency laser beam weapon of the Star Wars universe. It first appeared it Star Wars: A New Hope when Obi-Wan gave Luke Anakin's old lightsaber. It is possibly the most famous weapon in movies of the past century. Frequently children are spotted with rulers or sticks playing a lightsaber duel. Don't we all wish that we could instantaneously hack someone's limbs off, cut through any material, or threaten somebody's life? The amazing futuristic tool of the lightsaber has changed everybody's life, dreams, or imagination in some way.

Yoda had a furious lightsaber duel full of flips and twists with Count Dooku in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002