anyfuckingwhen

The combination of the words "fuck" and "anywhen" which implies somebody's strong interest into sealing a deal very quickly.

The abridged version "anyf'nwhen" can also be used.

Hot chick: I wanna suck your cock baby...
Horny dude: ANYF'NWHEN!

Dude1: Dude, it's been forever since last time we meet, we should hook up for a beer somewhen, what do you say?
Dude2: Totally dude, i'm free anyfuckingwhen!

by Dr Manian October 13, 2011

Whatefuckver

The combination of the words "fuck" and "whatever" which implies a total lack of interest for any given topic.

Her: I saw your ex dating Joe yesterday...
You: Whatefuckver, i couldn't care less about her as i'm banging her soon-to-be-ex-bff now, hah!

Teacher: I'm now ready to hand out last exam's results...
Brat: Whatefuckver douche!

by Dr Manian October 13, 2011

Mistress day

The day before St-Valentines, February 13th, which is known as the official Mistress Day.

Dude: I got my flowers and chocolate ready for my wife for St-Valentine's day yet I'm missing the gift for my mistress for Mistress Day that's coming right before. Oh and I'll also need tons of condoms.

by Dr Manian March 29, 2012