Definitions by Dr Danger

Rufus

To lay a shit so impressive that you tell your friends

Man, I just laid a Rufus so big that my knees went weak!

Rufus by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

Cornish Edwards

A type of fart - typically loud but without real venum

Woo, I just dropped a Cornish Edwards!

Cornish Edwards by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

Geary

The frequent release of loud burbs at inappropiate times

There she was getting off with that hot Swedish guy and she totally Gearyed in his face!

Geary by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

Weeps 

A horrendous release of gas disproportionate to the size of the releaser

Then he weeps and it smelt like death.... the funny thing is that he is so small!

Weeps by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

Cunningham 

To fail to reciprocate the act of oral love

Yeah man she blew me and I totally pulled a Cunningham

Cunningham by Dr Danger August 31, 2010