Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Ask me if I shiv a git 

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.

Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!

Ask me if I shiv a git by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

uneffingbelievable 

A cleaned-up way of saying unfuckingbelievable.

Well my little sweetheart, your drawing is nothing less than uneffingbelievable!

uneffingbelievable by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

plinking 

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.

Is that your phone plinking - or mine?

plinking by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

hide the baguette 

A euphemism for sex, with a French flair, from a male perspective.

And how about a little game of hide the baguette later on, mon cherie?

hide the baguette by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Crap Zapper 

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

Crap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

toxic spew 

A term used to describe a steady stream of intense hyperverbal unloading of what usually consists of built-up anger and resentment.

It was nothing less than a toxic spew and the rant cost her the dream job she had worked most of her life to step into.

toxic spew by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

blow me like a trumpet 

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.

Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!

blow me like a trumpet by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020