turd sculpture

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.
Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2021
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Propagandist in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Trailing closely behind Kim and Putin, our Propagandist in Chief is rapidly gaining on them as his campaign bullshit artists spin paranoid Q-Anon conspiracies into more plausible scenarios, thereby creating widespread fear.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020
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autoharpomania

An often progressively debilitating psychological disorder falling on the obsessive compulsive spectrum, usually beginning in childhood, whereas the sufferer becomes fixated on the autoharp, an oddly non-musical zither instrument, to the exclusion of everything else.
When the once gregarious and popular young man stopped eating or speaking to anyone and we suspected he may be suffering with autoharpomania, we made the decision to intervene and were horrified to discover no less than one hundred and fifty autoharps amassed in young Phinneas’ bedroom.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
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glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.
That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018
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surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.
Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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grungas

The built- up secretions that create clumps in the hair surrounding your asshole.
He spends the majority of his shower time diligently eradicating stubborn grungas.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 01, 2018
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Quiet Hat

A specially designed soundproof helmet that’s used to screen out particularly loud or obnoxious sounds and behavior.
Once the next door neighbors’ pack of yappers begin going ballistic on their front balcony all afternoon, I just slip on my Quiet Hat and keep reading.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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