That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2018
Our cognitive process, operating under COVID rules and demands, at all times attending to what we have to do to “stay safe” in this sick, new world.
OK, I got my Covidmind in gear and I’m ready for combat; I’ve put on my mask, grabbed the personal sanitizer, and plan to make my short trip to Walmart where I’ll pop my trunk while holding my breath and receive my prepaid groceries and then I’ll go straight home!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.
Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 03, 2020
A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.
Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 01, 2019
Slang for a small penis.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020