dysfunctional fuckedupness

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 01, 2021

sneaking wind

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.

In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

guillegal

A hybridization of the words guilt and illegal, used to sell the toxically ethnocentric idea that those who are not in the U.S. legally are probably guilty of criminal acts such as rape or theft or illicit drug sales.

We got so many of them guillegals here in our town that we might never be a pure American town ever again.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 24, 2022

laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.

We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 03, 2021

leprechaun farts

Slang for something seemingly magical that eventually backfires.

The plan seemed like a sure fire moneymaker but revealed itself to consist only of leprechaun farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021

doing the buttstroke

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.

This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder

Residual and repeated intrusive recollections of having the catheter removed from one’s penis.

My Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder is a bear; just seeing someone using a drinking straw can send me into sudden paroxysms of fear.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019