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fartcam

A specially designed infrared camera that provides a thermal image of someone’s flatulence.
I had the fartcam cleverly positioned to capture all of the whimsical patterns emanating from the President’s pants.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020
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Corona comforts

All of the things that we crave and feel that we need, augmented by our sense of isolation, during Pandemic Life.
My Corona comforts consist of a new ritual when I get home from work; I snuggle into my fake fur blankie while devouring a pint of vanilla bean ice cream smothered in melted chocolate, without watching the news, and then I climb into a hot bath prior to some torrid and delicious comfort sex with my sweetheart!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020
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croquet and golf carts

Slang for the Mar-A -Lago lifestyle.
He’s got that permanent shit-smelling face that comes along with croquet and golf carts.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2022
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Fuckalong Cassidy

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.
Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021
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suckophobe

A term used to describe someone who eschews sucking, at all costs.
That guy is definitely not a sucker, in fact that suckophobe is rumored to have turned down his own mother’s breast milk as a newborn!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
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Flatliner President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS as he nears the end of his one and only term.
Thanks in great part to his mismanagement of the pandemic, the Grabber in Chief will from now on be known as the Flatliner President.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2020
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barbequetard

A derogatory term for someone who can’t stop barbecuing everything they can imagine putting on the BBQ grill.
That barbequetard next door has been grilling everything he can get his greasy hands on for the last 72 hours and I find it odd that his endlessly yappy little dogs are no longer barking!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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