Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

fake impeachment inquiry

What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.

He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

coming up

Slang for a plan to steal as much money as possible from somebody to avoid being on the street straight out of prison.

I’ll be coming up good and fast as soon as I get out, it’s sheer genius and it’s all mapped out to perfection.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

brassiere masochism

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.

My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

eat your head

When some subject completely consumes your mind.

You cannot allow the horror of this Trumpian Tragedy to eat your head!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

psychotherapish

An adjective describing an action or statement likely to come from a psychotherapist.

Won’t you please spare me the psychotherapish lingo?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

An American Way of Death

A term used to refer to the longstanding history of the United States sanctioned murder of African Americans.

George Floyd’s death, the most recent example of An American Way of Death, will be the final horrific link in the long chain of stolen black lives that changes the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020