Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

dog dickery

A primitive action or prank that is also emotionally regressed.

It was a blatant act of dog dickery, pure and simple.

dog dickery by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2019

sockrocket 

A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.

Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.

sockrocket by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019

fuckoff.com 

The visceral response you might give to someone you don’t like who asks you for your website address.

Alright let’s see, my web address will be easy to remember; it’s fuckoff.com.

fuckoff.com by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

Wedding Head

When your mind is completely immersed in the details and feelings about your upcoming wedding.

Having Wedding Head throughout the day at work is awkward, they say I look zombie-like; I watch my coworker’s lips moving while I’m walking down the aisle in my imagination!

Wedding Head by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

suck my dog’s ass 

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.

Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

suck my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

suck my bucket 

A polite euphemism for suck my ass.

Well my dear, I would suggest you get down on your knees and suck my bucket!

suck my bucket by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

the Kushtards 

A derisive nickname for the top power couple in America, Ivanka and Jared.

On their most recent 2019 field trip with Dad, the Kushtards were dressed to the nines at the Korean DMZ, wearing those weird, glassy-eyed stares they’ve both clearly practiced and perfected.

the Kushtards by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2019