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stealth retirement

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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His Assholiness

Melania’s initially secret pet name for the 45th POTUS which was eventually adopted by many in 45’s administration who worked closely with him.
Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
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Loveitorleavitt

An increasingly popular nickname for the current White House Press Secretary of this pathetic clown show, Karoline Leavitt.
Loveitorleavitt comes skipping into the press room in her costume of MAGA-inspired designer duds and lip-synching all the lyrics that King Maggot croons first, appearing and speaking like a teen fan whose gray matter has not yet fully formed, that is if it actually has a chance of ever fully forming.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2025
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dognuts

A word that is a misspelling of another word when what they actually mean is ‘doughnuts.’
Hey there, how about some dognuts?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2021
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death by rabbits

A metaphorical expression describing any circumstance that just keeps growing in size or scope until it kills you.
His burgeoning gambling addiction was an unfortunate kind of death by rabbits type of thing.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019
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prisonphilia

A derogatory term describing what may appear to be love of the prison routine, often illustrated by multiple prison terms, implying that the person is unable or unwilling to create a more functional life.
Prisonphilia is a condition that often begins to form in early childhood, usually one that is chaotic, unreliable, and populated by emotionally unavailable adults, thereby spawning a person who feels lost and cannot effectively take care of themself.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2022
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rabbittard

A person who is entirely preoccupied with rabbits and their behavior.
My rabbittard sister recently said, “I’ve been noticing that our parents are primarily crepuscular and we all have quite a salad habit so I’m starting to seriously wonder about our genetic background.”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020
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