workplace apparitions

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 01, 2019

suicide behind Barr

A “suicide” that takes place under the watch of United States Attorney General William Barr.

Epstein has become too dangerous to those at the top with the most to lose; suicide behind Barr is their only option.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

livin’ the fuckin’ dream

When you are determined to “live the dream” but cannot afford to unless you nearly work yourself to death in order to approximate it.

I’m livin’ the fuckin’ dream and will make goddamn sure that y’all see me doing it.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Crone’s Disease

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.

Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 09, 2019

lick my clam

Kind of like “kiss my ass,” but a little more base or perhaps personal.

I have a novel suggestion: how would you like to lick my clam?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

Cartown, USA

Nickname for Anytown, USA that annually fills their town coffers by attracting wealthy, car-centric narcissists to strut their uniquely “special” jalopies for “Car Week” while locals cringe and hide out.

When our town becomes Cartown, USA, our best pickpockets come streaming out of the woodwork to go and mingle with the glitterati.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Mickeyphile

A person who lives and breathes all things related to the disarming Disney rodent who has charmed much of the modern world.

My workmate is a diehard Mickeyphile who can only bring himself to vacation at Disney resorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018