Skip to main content

Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Selfiescope

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.
I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!
by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019
mugGet the Selfiescope mug.

beef farts

That putrid and horrific meaty stink that only the lengthy digestive breakdown of beef can yield.
His beef farts were nauseatingly rank and hung in the room for what seemed like hours.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019
mugGet the beef farts mug.

little folded friends

A reference to the pathos of my early life as an only child since in order to have regular friends, I needed to fold them into existence as origami ones.
I’m sorry that I won’t be able to come over tomorrow, Catherine, my little folded friends have informed me that I’m busy playing with them.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019
mugGet the little folded friends mug.

Vacuum King

A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.
Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
mugGet the Vacuum King mug.

Max the Snake

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.
At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2021
mugGet the Max the Snake mug.

Supertweeter

A nickname for everyone’s favorite president (a claim 45 has made in multiple tweets).
I’ve personally tweeted almost 12,000 times since I took office, I am the Supertweeter.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 16, 2019
mugGet the Supertweeter mug.

stuffed ottertard

A passionate devotee of taxidermy whose favorite piece is his stuffed otter.
It seems on the edge of deranged the way that stuffed ottertard takes that thing everywhere, even to bed.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
mugGet the stuffed ottertard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email