Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Turkey Trot Trump Towers
The two Trump Towers located in Istanbul that are deeply symbolic of the powerful gravitational pull of Trump to money, all over the world, to feed his megalomaniacal lifestyle and the bottomless materialistic pit that is his sense of self-worth.
Dancing to the familiar music of rivers of continuously flowing big-ass money, the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief added the Turkey Trot Trump Towers (yes, two!) into his gilded collection of income properties, thanks to his “very good friend who gets very high marks,” President Erdogan who brokered this sweet deal back in 2012!
Turkey Trot Trump Towers by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
Squat King
A nickname that is a double reference to someone who is both highly adept at the deep squat when working out as well as being a frequent flying king on the toilet-throne.
Squat King by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
Real Estate Tycoon in Chief
A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.
We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and “The Apprentice” of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.
Real Estate Tycoon in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
fart whispering
A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.
Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.
fart whispering by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
rabbitmania
A fixation on rabbits so severe that it interferes with one’s life and ability to work, eat and sleep.
The progressive rabbitmania had caused her to slowly delve into another world, a crepuscular one of warrens and cabbage and she couldn’t seem to find her way back out of it.
rabbitmania by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
chicken terrors
A severe permutation of chicken phobia, experienced during sleep, which is formally classified as a sleep disorder.
I heard screaming and walked into my daughter’s room in the middle of the night and found her sitting upright and clearly terrified, staring at the blank wall, yelling “chicken!” at the top of her lungs; it was clearly a case of chicken terrors.
chicken terrors by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
asshole qi
The circulating life force in and around a person’s anal sphincter according to Chinese philosophy and medicine.
For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.
asshole qi by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019