roadfuckery

Slang description of an approach to driving that is base, aggressive and fueled by a need for one-upmanship.

Weaving his way in and out of traffic and making moves that others are unable to anticipate, while masterfully putting everyone’s lives at risk, we can see that roadfuckery is a powerfully addictive sport.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 07, 2019

shitting where we eat

A common phrase that has been expanded to refer to humankind who continues to destroy the earth, thereby figuratively shitting on where we eat and live.

We need to awaken ourselves to the individual consequences of our daily actions and stop ourselves from making the easy choices; let’s stop shitting where we eat!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

What hoppened?

A question you ask your rabbit when they tear around the yard and start thumping the ground as a signal to their rabbit partner.

You poor little frightened fur head, what hoppened?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019

sphinctoleak

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.

I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 03, 2021

Balls About Town

A lighthearted but subtly disparaging term for a guy who is always looking to get laid and who thinks that women everywhere are just waiting for him to make a move.

He’s way too busy being Balls About Town to think much about the upcoming election.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020

patriot rapist

A military insider’s term for the soldier who is more widely interpreting what he has learned to do.

We don’t like thinking about the disturbing reality of war such as the actions of the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2020

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019