Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

leave me out of the loop

Updated slang for “count me out.”

Hell no, leave me out of the loop!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020

Coronamagic

The underlying principle present in the minds of Trumpists who cannot grasp science or reason.

I believe in Coronamagic so I know we’ll all be transitioning to greatness and way past this little flu by the time I’m re-elected.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Springerized

A weird but increasingly common process by which people lose a significant percentage of their IQs, as though they are on the Jerry Springer Show.

I’ve been watching for these last four years as the entire White House has steadily become Springerized.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtlesque

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.

The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

crowmind

A term used to describe someone with the intelligence, loyalty and capacity for social attunement often demonstrated by crows.

I watched him closely because I was in awe of his beautiful crowmind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtlemind

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.

I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020