Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

COVIDcam 

A hidden camera set up to monitor the degree of social distancing behavior among children, teenagers or employees.

Yeah, it is voyeuristic for sure, but we gotta watch the COVIDcam to responsibly protect the greater good!

COVIDcam by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

death pits 

As COVID-19 spreads, a term now colloquially used to describe US nursing homes and long-term care facilities.

One of America’s dirtiest little secrets is its elder care practices and its death pits, widely present in all states across the nation.

death pits by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

crisis fuck 

Sudden and desperate sexual intercourse emanating from isolation during the Pandemic.

It was unfortunately no more than a crisis fuck.

crisis fuck by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

Conductor in Chief 

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.

OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

Conductor in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

Ass Pik 

A nickname for your Water Pik when you use it as a bidet.

An example of a true miracle device is my trusty Ass Pik.

Ass Pik by Dr Bunnygirl April 17, 2020

Coronaonanist 

A term applied lightheartedly to someone who, due to the social limitations of COVID-19, engages in a healthy level of regular sexual self-gratification.

Yup, she’s a joyous Coronaonanist - and she has no problem owning it!

Coronaonanist by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

The Rabbits of Covidville

A children’s book that tells a sweetly soothing story about rabbits reclaiming their underground warrens in a small town previously heavily populated by humans.

The Rabbits of Covidville have happily hopped back into town to show their little bun-children where they came from.

The Rabbits of Covidville by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020