Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Covid test related mufflegag
That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.
I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!
Covid test related mufflegag by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020
Andy Kaufman Folie
A type of madness or insanity involving the delusional belief that Andy Kaufman lives with or has befriended the sufferer who is usually an oddball or repressed prankster wishing to attain fame or notoriety.
I had diagnosed her with Andy Kaufman Folie moments after she described to me that the entertainer had been living in her downstairs closet since he had disappeared in 1984 after faking his own death.
Andy Kaufman Folie by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
barkbox
Our little barkbox is just one of a multitude of informal and vociferous four-legged emissaries to the rest of the neighborhood who may not comprehend or appreciate the cultural importance of them being here and making their voices heard!
barkbox by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
superyapper
A lighthearted but subtly disparaging term for a yappy little canine who seems to conquer the neighborhood by demonstrating endless vigilance and an apparent inability to be silent.
superyapper by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
Mr. Magooing
A description of moving through the world without being able to adequately see one’s environment, as the cartoon character Mr. Magoo did, which ultimately led to many outwardly humorous but significantly serious and compromising situations.
I watched him laughing and moving easily through the busy open market, not really understanding the true situational danger or how vulnerable he was to be Mr. Magooing it like this!
Mr. Magooing by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
Trumpian Machine
A term describing the racist-fueled class war that is barely but somehow cleverly masquerading as all-American patriotism.
One man’s drive to compensate for his own intellectual inferiority and reptilian emotional ineptitude, coupled with the usual powermongering of the world’s authoritarian dictators, has given birth to the Trumpian Machine whose primary goal is to profit while seeking to crush the American dream of economic opportunity and racial equality by defying the US Constitution, employing ‘divide and conquer’ tactics as old as war itself.
Trumpian Machine by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
geezer quickie
geezer quickie by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020