Dr Boswell's definitions

Ass-dreads

The condition experienced by tradesmen e.g. electricians, whose constant bending, climbing ladders etc, combined with an overly hairy butt area leads to a mass of matted hair around the ring piece and cheeks. Can lead to problems with poop clinging them, becoming a 'rectal rasta'

"Dude, did you see Willy's ass-dreads poking out of his raggedy tracky bottoms?"

"Yeah I know, they are gross, I think he has to get his Mrs to trim them"

by Dr Boswell January 10, 2009

bulb

General term for well meaning but unreliable person, often intelligent but prone to lapses in concentration and brain function.

I see Andy is late getting to the pub again?
I doubt he'll show up, you know what a bulb he is.

by Dr Boswell November 8, 2004