Dordobolong's definitions

SCP-494

If you're watching a video and the youtuber gets killed by SCP-494, you will forget that it happened.

"My mind feels very numb from SCP-494's effects."

by Dordobolong November 21, 2021

Future Trunks Syndrome

Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.

Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."

by Dordobolong June 23, 2022

Crum

When you cry and cum.

"Dave was high af last night, so when he was fucking Synthia he thought that here face had turned into a demon."
"Bet he crummed really hard."

by Dordobolong May 23, 2022

Pay-to-pay

Even worse than pay-to-play. With these games you pay for the game just to have to pay some more.

Man, I’m sick of these pay-to-pay games.

by Dordobolong April 3, 2022

464337

You lose.

464337

by Dordobolong April 6, 2022

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

Clothes Beam

Easily his most metro attack.

“CLOTHES BEAM!”

by Dordobolong March 21, 2021