Door gunner's definitions

Flatbilly

Noun. A term used to describe a resident of maryland eastern shore that lives in a shack by choice and keeps alot of junk in his yard.the flatbilly also does not practice good hygine.the usually drive a run down vehicle.since there are no mountains on the shore the term hillbilly is modified to flatbilly.

There is a flatbilly down the road who stinks so it will knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by Door gunner September 5, 2017

auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

Sloshee

A sloshee is the thin line of flesh that runs down the center of a male humans scrotum.

While manscaping I cut my sloshee

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

Backtits

A LUMP OF HANGING FATTY FLESH ON A OBESE MAN OR WOMAN'S BACK.THIS WOULD BE LOCATED WHERE THE LATISIMUS DORSI WOULD BE IF IT WAS NOT COVERED BY FAT.

Look at that guys backtits.he is a easy double d.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

Mound pounder

A woman that enjoys smacking the upper part of her vagina during masterbating.

I walked in on my room mate masterbating.she is a total mound pounder.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017