DontbeHatin's definitions

Oh no you didn't

1. A word used when your girlfriend just found out her best friend has been sleeping with you, and her brother, and her out of town cousin.

Usually it results in a cat fight in which she slaps the bitch and they start rolling around slapping and pulling hair. While Guys stand around watching waiting to see some panties. unfortunately most of the time their panties reveal a dark secret... Mr. Happy! Then you decided to pull your so called 'girlfriend' and chuck her out the plexiglass window.

2.See Don't go there girlfriend

1."Oh no you di'n't!" "Oh yes I did!"
"Oh really?" "Really!" "F-cking skank b-tch go suck your mother's hairy -ss. You stupid chauvnistic c-nt licker!"

2.JUST DO IT!

by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005

fangirl

1.Crazy bitches that practicly go insane when there favourite idol walks in their presence. Usually involves a lawsuit, suffocation of idol, or idol ripped to shreds by fighting fangirls.

2.Another word for hump.

1.Orlanda Broom: Hey.
Fangirl 1:OMFG ITS FUCKING ORLANDO BLOOM OMFG,IM YOUR FUCKING BIGGEST FAN EVER!! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND LIKE I WANT YOUR BABIES CAN I TOUCH YOUR CHEST PLEASE TIT FUCK MY ORLANDO WILL YOU SMOKE POT WITH ME COME ON OMG YOU LIKE HAVE NO IDEA HOW HOT YOU ARE LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND FUCK ALREADY *Tears off shirt*
Orlando:GET OFF ME!!!
Fangirl 2:FUCKING BITCH I'M HIS BIGGEST FUCKING FAN SO GET YOUR SKANKY HANDS OFF HIS COCK!
*Fan girl 1 pulls out gun*:Your fucking dead bitch!
*Shoots up the other fangirls, accidently killing Orlando in the process*
FanGirl1: Oh shit! What the fuck have I done???NOOOOO.... *smirk*
*humps dead body*

2.I'm gonna fangirl your mom!

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

roommate

1. A fat stupid pig inside an innocent looking person's body. They will pretend they like you and mean you no harm. But as soon as you turn your back or go to sleep. They will eat all your food, piss on your face, puke in your waterbottle, and shove ice cubes up your ass! When you go to college try and avoid all of these assholes.

2. Someone who pays to live in your house, and say they'll help pay rent. After you start nagging them about not paying the rent, you'll wake up the next day to find your cat stolen, as well as your family's christmas tree, your bike, and all your brand new ice cream will be eaten. All that will be left is a crappy note.

3. See: Pig, crossdresser, pervert, pedophile, and doughnut.

1."What the f-ck happened to me last night. My face is soaked with piss, there's ice cube's up my ass, and I think someone puked in my water bottle I just drank out of."
"Oh shit musta been your roommate dude.

2."That stupid dike Kim stole my f-cking cat!"

3."Look skank, your a flat out roommate!"
*Bitch Slap*
"Oh no you didn't"

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

College

1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.

2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.

1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."

2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005

Barney

1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.

1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.

by DontbeHatin April 27, 2005

sprung

When your dick get's a hard on by looking at a girl who's so hot your imagining her getting f-cked by your big ass dick, while she has one hell of an orgasm.

1.Girl "So do you go on blind date's much?"
Guy "Damn Bitch, Your so fucking hot I just want to tap that ass so hard you won't be able to walk."
Random Guy "Oh shit! That Guy bee Sprung!"

by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005