Donkey Kong Song's definitions

mercury

The closest planet to the Sun

Mercury is the fastest planet

by Donkey Kong Song February 4, 2003

The Pitts

The worst show in the history of television.

The family, and the show, are The Pitts.

by Donkey Kong Song December 26, 2003

Trog Dor

TROG DOR was a man, I mean, he was a dragon-man, and then he was just a dragon, but he was still TROG DOR! TROG DOR!!!! Burininating the countryside, Burninating the peasants, Burninating all the people in their thatch-roof cottages. THATCH ROOF COTTAGES! AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Trog Dor the Burninator

by Donkey Kong Song February 4, 2003

tit earmuffs

A man using a woman's breasts as earmuffs. Usually by sitting in front or laying on the woman's stomach.

Tit earmuffs are comfortable

by Donkey Kong Song December 25, 2003

homsar

He does what he's told. Click the "R" is Strong Mad's carving of "DAGRON" in the e-mail "dragon". Apparently, the words "Taster's Choice" is a dragon.

SB: Hey, get out of my house!
Homsar: I do what I'm told!

by Donkey Kong Song October 14, 2003

milnip wusserloo

The recovery level of a clorbag

Beast Boy reasoned with Thunder and Lightning and moved up to a milnip wusserloo

by Donkey Kong Song August 17, 2003

fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite marshmallows

Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!

by Donkey Kong Song February 4, 2003