shitmageddon

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.

Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god

by Done it all dave January 10, 2024

Absofoxlutely

When members of the Trump cult/Republicans declare an obviously true fact as 'fake news.'

The planet has been conclusively proven to be over 4.5 billion years old by scientists for decades, but my Republican Uncle completely denies it...absofoxlutely stupid!!!

by Done it all dave September 29, 2020

Bowl Acoustics

The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.

Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.

by Done it all dave December 05, 2022