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Someone that lost their Gnarly. They might at one point in their Life been Groovy, but now they pretty much just keep it Lame! Also they are contagious, Hanging Out with them SUCKS!"
Usta-Groover - "Hey Man why you having Fun?"
Rad Person - "Dude, we are at a Strip Club?"
Usta-Groover - "I can't remember how to Gnarly! Beer makes me Sick! And my Wife says I shouldn't be here!"
Rad Person - "I am sorry I couldn't here you I was looking at Boobies!"
Rad Person - "Dude, we are at a Strip Club?"
Usta-Groover - "I can't remember how to Gnarly! Beer makes me Sick! And my Wife says I shouldn't be here!"
Rad Person - "I am sorry I couldn't here you I was looking at Boobies!"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Usta-Groover mug.Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Slutty Martinez mug.A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.
2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.
2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
"You show up home to find 2 Women in your Bed, all you can think is my buddy Bro-dette must have left me some gifts."
"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"
"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."
"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."
"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"
"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."
"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."
"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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