Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy

A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);

"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

She-Devil

A Sexy Female that tricks guys into In Likeness, with aggressive yet openly welcomed Sexual Attempts; An attractive Other-Gender that will Chew you up and Spit you out;

I am in Fear, this She-Devil is going to destroy my Rad Harmony. Leaving me vulnerable to words such as Love, In Like, or even worse "Can you help me with the Dishes?"

"That She-Devil sure knows how to work a Pole!"

by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010

Rad Jedi

1. a person that throws down some serious Rad Harmony; an Epic Rad Mother Fucker; One that will never let his light saber be trapped in one woman's purse;

2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;

"Brandon is a Rad Jedi"

"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."

"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

Ultimo-Def-Rad

the Prophet of the Rad Harmony Faith; a Def-Radder that has had a Serious Injury due to a Drinking accident; a person that is Ultimately and Definitely Rad; the Raddest person that walks the planet; the Lame-Slayer of Slutty Utah;

"Boo became Ultimo-Def-Rad when he decided to Light a Shot that was in his Mouth on Fire. Causing him to Cough Fire all over him Self"

"The Slutty Martinez Brothers were considered Ultimo-Def-Rad after a Night of drinking resulted in a Broken Leg, and a Man-kini Fire Dance gone wrong."

by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010