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CantGroover

1.Someone that you should not Groove with; that one person you know you shouldn't be talking to;

2. Someone that try's to be Rad but fails every Time; Anyone that starts a sentence with "My W.O.W. character is a ...";
Phone Rings and the Caller ID says CantGroover. You push ignore because that Chick is going to get you into trouble!

"I bet that CantGroover is Horny"
by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010
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She-Devil

A Sexy Female that tricks guys into In Likeness, with aggressive yet openly welcomed Sexual Attempts; An attractive Other-Gender that will Chew you up and Spit you out;
I am in Fear, this She-Devil is going to destroy my Rad Harmony. Leaving me vulnerable to words such as Love, In Like, or even worse "Can you help me with the Dishes?"

"That She-Devil sure knows how to work a Pole!"
by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010
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Slutty Martinez

Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:

1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"

Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"

"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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Rad Jedi

1. a person that throws down some serious Rad Harmony; an Epic Rad Mother Fucker; One that will never let his light saber be trapped in one woman's purse;

2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;
"Brandon is a Rad Jedi"

"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."

"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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He-Candy

1. A beautiful person is very attractive to look at; a sexy male that females lust to sex; is thought to be very active sexually and good at satisfying his partner's sexual desires; a male dedicated to the faith of Rad Harmony; someone that will never be a NuglyFucker; a Rad Mother Fucker;

2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!
"Ryan is a Beautiful Example of He-Candy"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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In Likeness

In Likeness is a blissful mind set of companionship without having to be with someone; that state of relaxation you feel after sex with a Random Person; Feeling Horny; the go to word in a Male whores vocabulary
"Oh, Man I am In Likeness with a Stripper again."

Hottie says "I think I am in Love with you"
Slutty Martinez says "That is Nice, but why ruin our In Likeness?"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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NuglyFucker

1. A Man that doesn't care about Sexing Ugly Women; a Lonely Guy; a Desperate Guy:

2. The belief that procreating with Ugly's is better due to fact that Ugly Women have less Sex.
"Tim sure likes picking up Ugly Women, he is a NuglyFucker"

Jeff goes out with the boys one night and has a too much to drink. After great dreams of sexing a beautiful woman he wakes up next to an Ugly Woman and realizes he is a NuglyFucker.
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
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