Don_Mayhem's definitions
Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Slutty Martinezmug. 1. A beautiful person is very attractive to look at; a sexy male that females lust to sex; is thought to be very active sexually and good at satisfying his partner's sexual desires; a male dedicated to the faith of Rad Harmony; someone that will never be a NuglyFucker; a Rad Mother Fucker;
2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!
2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
Get the He-Candymug. 1. a person that throws down some serious Rad Harmony; an Epic Rad Mother Fucker; One that will never let his light saber be trapped in one woman's purse;
2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;
2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;
"Brandon is a Rad Jedi"
"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."
"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"
"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."
"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
Get the Rad Jedimug. Your Favorite Female Buddy; an Amazing Female Friend; Your She-Partner in Crime; Your Wing Woman:
1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.
2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
1. She is considered your #1 She-Buddy, Trusted as your Wing Woman.
2. A Girl that is a Buddy, and Likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. A Sassy Ohio Native that moved to Utah in the search of Lesbian Love!
"You show up home to find 2 Women in your Bed, all you can think is my buddy Bro-dette must have left me some gifts."
"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"
"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."
"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."
"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
"Bro-dette is the Master of the Clam!"
"If Bro-dette was a Dinosaur, she would be named Lick-a-Lot-ta-Puss."
"Bro-dette is the Light in my Darkness."
"You Sex Chicks, Bro-dette Bangs Chicks."
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Bro-dettemug. 1. A Female that uses her cleavage as a weapon to get anything they want from a Man; Any Other-Gender that Trick's a Man; a woman that usually has a hidden agenda when it comes to your relationship;
2. A group of women that seem to go all Hater Mode on a women that just showed up being prettier than them.
2. A group of women that seem to go all Hater Mode on a women that just showed up being prettier than them.
"Women are Chicksters!"
"Those Chicksters over there looking money hungry."
"Dudes that go to the Bar get Chickster'd"
"Those Chicksters over there looking money hungry."
"Dudes that go to the Bar get Chickster'd"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
Get the Chickstersmug. 1. A Man that doesn't care about Sexing Ugly Women; a Lonely Guy; a Desperate Guy:
2. The belief that procreating with Ugly's is better due to fact that Ugly Women have less Sex.
2. The belief that procreating with Ugly's is better due to fact that Ugly Women have less Sex.
"Tim sure likes picking up Ugly Women, he is a NuglyFucker"
Jeff goes out with the boys one night and has a too much to drink. After great dreams of sexing a beautiful woman he wakes up next to an Ugly Woman and realizes he is a NuglyFucker.
Jeff goes out with the boys one night and has a too much to drink. After great dreams of sexing a beautiful woman he wakes up next to an Ugly Woman and realizes he is a NuglyFucker.
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
Get the NuglyFuckermug. 1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.
2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.
2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.
"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"
"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"
"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."
"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"
"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
Get the Devious Drunkstermug.