Don_Mayhem's definitions
1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.
2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.
2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.
"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"
"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"
"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."
"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"
"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
Get the Devious Drunkstermug. A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Guarding 24-7mug. Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"
"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Slutty Martinezmug. A man's word invented by the Rad meaning Damn Female; a feisty female; the once upon a time Rib of Adam that was transformed into Eve;
Only listen to an Other-Gender if she starts her sentence with "A Man once told me...."
"Man that Other-Gender wont shut up!"
"I bet that Other-Gender could do the Dishes in 5 Minutes"
"Man that Other-Gender wont shut up!"
"I bet that Other-Gender could do the Dishes in 5 Minutes"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
Get the Other-Gendermug. Rad Harmony is a Blissful Mind Set that you can Control! It's about destroying the Never-Groovy, and letting your Gnarly Shine! It is the essence of everything Epic!
1. Rad Harmony is a Mood.
2. Relaxation feels like Rad Harmony.
3. Calmness is an Effect of Rad Harmony.
4. Peace is Rad Harmony.
1. Rad Harmony is a Mood.
2. Relaxation feels like Rad Harmony.
3. Calmness is an Effect of Rad Harmony.
4. Peace is Rad Harmony.
Listen here Usta-Groover, your lame cannot effect my Rad Harmony!
There is no way anyone can FUCK Up my Rad Harmony!
When becoming One with the Rad Harmony! Never forget that your Gnarly is Showing, and it is Quite Contagious! If you see any Usta-Groover, Never-Cooler, Sorta-Lamer, or any Non-Rightious Moments Cough on them. And Revive their Jive. I have said it before and I will say it again, Never let your Gnarly Fade!
-this Definition was brought to you by Ryan Martinez for President!
There is no way anyone can FUCK Up my Rad Harmony!
When becoming One with the Rad Harmony! Never forget that your Gnarly is Showing, and it is Quite Contagious! If you see any Usta-Groover, Never-Cooler, Sorta-Lamer, or any Non-Rightious Moments Cough on them. And Revive their Jive. I have said it before and I will say it again, Never let your Gnarly Fade!
-this Definition was brought to you by Ryan Martinez for President!
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
Get the Rad Harmonymug. 1. A Man that doesn't care about Sexing Ugly Women; a Lonely Guy; a Desperate Guy:
2. The belief that procreating with Ugly's is better due to fact that Ugly Women have less Sex.
2. The belief that procreating with Ugly's is better due to fact that Ugly Women have less Sex.
"Tim sure likes picking up Ugly Women, he is a NuglyFucker"
Jeff goes out with the boys one night and has a too much to drink. After great dreams of sexing a beautiful woman he wakes up next to an Ugly Woman and realizes he is a NuglyFucker.
Jeff goes out with the boys one night and has a too much to drink. After great dreams of sexing a beautiful woman he wakes up next to an Ugly Woman and realizes he is a NuglyFucker.
by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010
Get the NuglyFuckermug. the Prophet of the Rad Harmony Faith; a Def-Radder that has had a Serious Injury due to a Drinking accident; a person that is Ultimately and Definitely Rad; the Raddest person that walks the planet; the Lame-Slayer of Slutty Utah;
"Boo became Ultimo-Def-Rad when he decided to Light a Shot that was in his Mouth on Fire. Causing him to Cough Fire all over him Self"
"The Slutty Martinez Brothers were considered Ultimo-Def-Rad after a Night of drinking resulted in a Broken Leg, and a Man-kini Fire Dance gone wrong."
"The Slutty Martinez Brothers were considered Ultimo-Def-Rad after a Night of drinking resulted in a Broken Leg, and a Man-kini Fire Dance gone wrong."
by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010
Get the Ultimo-Def-Radmug.