Don_Mayhem's definitions

Devious Drunkster

1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.

2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.

"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"

"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"

"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."

by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010

Usta-Groover

Someone that lost their Gnarly. They might at one point in their Life been Groovy, but now they pretty much just keep it Lame! Also they are contagious, Hanging Out with them SUCKS!"

Usta-Groover - "Hey Man why you having Fun?"

Rad Person - "Dude, we are at a Strip Club?"

Usta-Groover - "I can't remember how to Gnarly! Beer makes me Sick! And my Wife says I shouldn't be here!"

Rad Person - "I am sorry I couldn't here you I was looking at Boobies!"

by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010

He-Candy

1. A beautiful person is very attractive to look at; a sexy male that females lust to sex; is thought to be very active sexually and good at satisfying his partner's sexual desires; a male dedicated to the faith of Rad Harmony; someone that will never be a NuglyFucker; a Rad Mother Fucker;

2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!

"Ryan is a Beautiful Example of He-Candy"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

Chicksters

1. A Female that uses her cleavage as a weapon to get anything they want from a Man; Any Other-Gender that Trick's a Man; a woman that usually has a hidden agenda when it comes to your relationship;

2. A group of women that seem to go all Hater Mode on a women that just showed up being prettier than them.

"Women are Chicksters!"

"Those Chicksters over there looking money hungry."

"Dudes that go to the Bar get Chickster'd"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

Rad Jedi

1. a person that throws down some serious Rad Harmony; an Epic Rad Mother Fucker; One that will never let his light saber be trapped in one woman's purse;

2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;

"Brandon is a Rad Jedi"

"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."

"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

Rad Harmony

Rad Harmony is a Blissful Mind Set that you can Control! It's about destroying the Never-Groovy, and letting your Gnarly Shine! It is the essence of everything Epic!

1. Rad Harmony is a Mood.
2. Relaxation feels like Rad Harmony.
3. Calmness is an Effect of Rad Harmony.
4. Peace is Rad Harmony.

Listen here Usta-Groover, your lame cannot effect my Rad Harmony!

There is no way anyone can FUCK Up my Rad Harmony!

When becoming One with the Rad Harmony! Never forget that your Gnarly is Showing, and it is Quite Contagious! If you see any Usta-Groover, Never-Cooler, Sorta-Lamer, or any Non-Rightious Moments Cough on them. And Revive their Jive. I have said it before and I will say it again, Never let your Gnarly Fade!

-this Definition was brought to you by Ryan Martinez for President!

by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010

Other-Gender

A man's word invented by the Rad meaning Damn Female; a feisty female; the once upon a time Rib of Adam that was transformed into Eve;

Only listen to an Other-Gender if she starts her sentence with "A Man once told me...."

"Man that Other-Gender wont shut up!"

"I bet that Other-Gender could do the Dishes in 5 Minutes"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010