Definitions by Don Vito

Crackhead shrimp 

Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"

Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"

Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"

Crackhead shrimp by Don vito June 23, 2017

Mwai kibaki

Former President of Kenya

Creator of the kibakian theory of evolution

Mwai kibaki I'm like woah!

Mwai kibaki by Don vito August 3, 2016

viva la bam 

a show about a spoiled dickweed with an MTV contract pissing off his loved ones.

Jackass and Wild Boyz are cool, but Viva La Bam pisses me off.

viva la bam by Don Vito March 5, 2005

Mangtas 

Somebody on mustangworld.com/forums who thinks he's big but he's not.

I'm uber big y0!!1111

Mangtas by Don Vito January 26, 2005

Poppy Cock 

This happens when I see your MOM!!!

Oh yeah!! Your Mom gives me Poppy cock!
w00t!!!

Poppy Cock by Don Vito June 22, 2004