masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)
God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person
saturday night when you try to get poon
That girl wants my nuts, too bad its not poon night
taking a shit
(can be hazardous while camping)
I shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down
not being able to afford poon on you current salery
(having to play pocketpool instead)
i'm tired of bein broke pocket...the hands not good enough anymore.
(only do when you are alone)
don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.
having to take a piss
(first originated while camping)
i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down.