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uptanker

It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.
The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.
by Don August 29, 2004
mugGet the uptankermug.

canada

"Dr. Neismith, how do we get the ball out of the peach basket?"
by Don August 10, 2004
mugGet the canadamug.

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.
ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.
by Don December 1, 2003
mugGet the Turd Honking for the Right of Waymug.

Barbed

When a woman with a very loose vagina places her twat on a man's face so that he can't breath.
Roeland's mom Barbed Cal, when they were going at it last night.
by Don March 20, 2003
mugGet the Barbedmug.

nascar

Acronym for National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Started really with the shiners from the 20's and 30's and progressed into the large and popular sport it is today. Though the cars they race are not really stock at all, certain shapes, like hood, doors and trunk are taken from their stock counter-parts. There are many forms, such as
Nextel Cup(formerly winston)
Busch Grand National
Craftsman Truck Series
Arca
Goody's
Legends
And God knows what else, it is a very diverse sport, great for everyone to watch and enjoy.
chevyman-Dude, If Earnhardt were back out there, he's be beatin' the shit outta Gordon.
by don July 28, 2005
mugGet the nascarmug.

whoregina

A Vagina that belongs to a whore.
by don September 22, 2008
mugGet the whoreginamug.

motherload

A term used to describe the bounty left by the anus through defication.
"Here I sit, same as ever,
took a dump, pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged...the water flowed,
look out world, it's a motherload."
by Don January 16, 2003
mugGet the motherloadmug.

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