post-peak

adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.
Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
by Don's Johnson March 31, 2023
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perfect rainbow

A male-only auto-erotic sexual act wherein an individual laying on his back urinates in an arc, directly into his own mouth. Not to be confused with a Partial Rainbow, in which the individual need only hit anywhere within the facial region.
Ben: I was home watching Orange is The New Black last night when I got bored and did a perfect rainbow. Didn't spill a drop.

Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.
by Don's Johnson October 26, 2017
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Superfink

A superfink is an act, performed by one friend, on another, which can include everything from not showing up to a party after promising to do so, to stealing a friend's girlfriend.
Stan: Yo man, what the hell happened to Sam? He looks like hell and I've never seen him drink that much.

Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.

Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
by Don's Johnson August 09, 2012
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Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
by Don's Johnson August 09, 2012
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