Definitions by Don's Johnson
Superfink
A superfink is an act, performed by one friend, on another, which can include everything from not showing up to a party after promising to do so, to stealing a friend's girlfriend.
Stan: Yo man, what the hell happened to Sam? He looks like hell and I've never seen him drink that much.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
Superfink by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012
drunk and strip
The act of getting intoxicated and disrobing in an effort to accelerate physical contact with a new sexual prospect. Usually executed by jumping into bed, or showing up in some room naked - often to the shock of some.
Koyfie: I pulled the drunk and strip last night.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
Brian: No way, bro, again?
Koyfie: Yeah, she was out the door so fast it took the air out of my lungs.
drunk and strip by Don's Johnson July 14, 2012
slab joust
To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.
slab joust by Don's Johnson May 29, 2012
SFB
SFB (Settle For Black): When a large white women reaches a certain age, viable white mates all but vanish, but there's always the option to 'settle for black'.
Damn, Heather's like she's put on a few. Another few years of that kind of diet, and she'll have to SFB.
SFB by Don's Johnson May 23, 2012