Definitions by Doghouse Dean

crackon 

a beast that dwells in a females vagina, sucking in and consuming anything that comes to close.

Heidi Ferguson is the crackon.

crackon by Doghouse Dean March 24, 2009

hembroke 

A sex postion which requires for the bed, sheets and clothing all to be ripped during the process of sexual intercorse.

"that was a good hembroke session last night."

hembroke by Doghouse Dean March 23, 2009