Definitions by Doctor Wang and his tools

Kim Jong Dong 

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

Kim Jong Dong by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

goalsdigger 

someone who posts pictures and says goals to get likes.

"did you like _ post?"
"nay, she a goalsdigger"

goalsdigger by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

scooning it 

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.

Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce

scooning it by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

Funting 

the act of fanny hunting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"

Funting by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017