4 definitions by Doctor Wang and his tools

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

goalsdigger

someone who posts pictures and says goals to get likes.

"did you like _ post?"
"nay, she a goalsdigger"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

Funting

the act of fanny hunting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017

scooning it

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.

Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017