Doctor Wang and his tools's definitions

Funting

the act of fanny hunting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

goalsdigger

someone who posts pictures and says goals to get likes.

"did you like _ post?"
"nay, she a goalsdigger"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

scooning it

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.

Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017