Doctor WTF's definitions

McLight

Any flashlight used by a McDonald's employee to search for items.

I lost my McLight while searching for the Chicken McNuggets.

by Doctor WTF October 13, 2021

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

flug

Freeloading unemployed grumbler, a person who refuses to find employment and complains about being jobless.

A flug is a crybaby who does not contribute anything to society.

by Doctor WTF April 14, 2022

DCFI

Didn't care for it.

Brenda: Hey have you seen that new movie?
Carla: I did but DCFI!

by Doctor WTF April 11, 2022

NCMTA

Noncontributing member to anything, a person who refuses to participate and contribute to society.

He is such an NCMTA by mooching off of his roommates.

by Doctor WTF April 12, 2022

yatpnm

You are the problem not me

Please learn this once, yatpnm!

by Doctor WTF December 16, 2022

whoophwop dance

A trick in which a person performs a swirling motion around a rock stage and throws a disco ball up to the audience before jumping onto the stage.

He did the whoophwop dance during the concert.

by Doctor WTF October 16, 2021