Doctor Science's definitions

Caraoke

Singing along with music in a car, especially loudly and passionately.

That long road trip felt a lot (shorter/longer) because of the Caraoke.

by Doctor Science May 26, 2008

plurfect

Perfect, but plural, because the perfection is in several ways at once.

Someone shows up just at the right moment to catch a bus, and is dressed really nicely. So, the timing is perfect, and so is the appearance. Plurfect!

by Doctor Science May 20, 2008

signal suppository

n. A driver who accelerates when you signal to change into their lane, even though they have a lot of space to let you in. Very common in Los Angeles driving. Seeing your turn signal, they instinctually step on the gas, and get right up your a**, like a suppository.

I almost had a bad accident because I changed lanes and that signal suppository nearly rammed into me!

It's so hard to change lanes because of these signal suppositories!

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

low self-esteemy

adjective for low self-esteem. Showing a lack of self-confidence and too much need for approval from others, being too whiny.

She felt so low self-esteemy it was too awkward to see people, and she had to go home and lie down.

Enough whining and worrying! Cheer up, you have a lot of talents. Enough being low self-esteemy!

by Doctor Science October 21, 2012

frellow

a friendly fellow, someone who brightens a room

You're a great frellow, I want you on my team!

by Doctor Science May 24, 2008

wailing wall

noun. A Facebook wall with an emotional complaint, desperate cry for help, or call for attention that draws numerous sympathetic and sentimental comments from Facebook friends.

verb. Making such a post.

She was really close with her pet goldfish, and after it died, her wailing wall had fifty comments! I was impressed that so many people had so much love!

After he got fired, he wailing walled on Facebook and got so much pity that he felt OK being unemployed for a couple of months.

by Doctor Science November 28, 2010

covid coven

Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.

"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."

by Doctor Science March 27, 2020