Doctor Science's definitions

signal suppository

n. A driver who accelerates when you signal to change into their lane, even though they have a lot of space to let you in. Very common in Los Angeles driving. Seeing your turn signal, they instinctually step on the gas, and get right up your a**, like a suppository.

I almost had a bad accident because I changed lanes and that signal suppository nearly rammed into me!

It's so hard to change lanes because of these signal suppositories!

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

low self-esteemy

adjective for low self-esteem. Showing a lack of self-confidence and too much need for approval from others, being too whiny.

She felt so low self-esteemy it was too awkward to see people, and she had to go home and lie down.

Enough whining and worrying! Cheer up, you have a lot of talents. Enough being low self-esteemy!

by Doctor Science October 21, 2012

yoga mind

synonym of yoga brain

noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class

I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!

by Doctor Science December 2, 2010

turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

frellow

a friendly fellow, someone who brightens a room

You're a great frellow, I want you on my team!

by Doctor Science May 24, 2008

wailing wall

noun. A Facebook wall with an emotional complaint, desperate cry for help, or call for attention that draws numerous sympathetic and sentimental comments from Facebook friends.

verb. Making such a post.

She was really close with her pet goldfish, and after it died, her wailing wall had fifty comments! I was impressed that so many people had so much love!

After he got fired, he wailing walled on Facebook and got so much pity that he felt OK being unemployed for a couple of months.

by Doctor Science November 28, 2010

Psychokarmic healing

Easing your mind, resolving your mental issues, improving your life, while also healing your past history and creating s better future; merging the concept of Eastern and Western mental wellness

“I had a great trip to see the Perseid meteor shower at Joshua tree. My whole life and outlook feel better.”

“Sounds like you got psychokarmic healing.”

by Doctor Science May 27, 2019