The sexual position of taking a woman from behind. Mainly used when: 1) She's a bit kinky and likes it in either the "pink" or the "stink". 2) Used for medical purposes so the guy can separate her cheeks and inspect her asshole while pumping into her. 3) The favoured position if either lover has bad breath. 4) A good way for the guy to see if she likes her asshole played with/fingered or not. 5) A good position if both lovers are ugly. And finally, 6) the best position for **SAFE SEX** as it's medically proven a woman cannot become pregnant from having sex in the doggystyle position.
"I know I don't have protection with me, so why don't we do it doggystyle so I can ejaculate all over your extremely large butt instead?"
"Since you've put on a lot of weight darling, can we do it doggystyle because I like the way the fat wobbles when I'm pumping into you"
"Since you've put on a lot of weight darling, can we do it doggystyle because I like the way the fat wobbles when I'm pumping into you"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
Get the doggystylemug. Another name for sperm. Now, the only name for sperm. "Cum" is....
1) Why your mom's breath smells funny.
2) Watery and a bit grey-ish at times. Unless you're a porn star then it's brilliantly white and thick like premium yoghurt (and they shoot buckets opposed to your dribbles)
3) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to swallow.
4) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to have in their mouth.
5) What some men love to swallow
6) What most men fantasize about depositing in their wife's/girlfriend's ass
7) What gives your underwear that "yellow" stain
8) What ejaculated out of your penis when your (insert a family member) taught you how to masturbate all those years ago
9) What made your sister cry...and why she had to go "away" for several months
10) That bodily fluid you have on hour laptop after reading these definitions
1) Why your mom's breath smells funny.
2) Watery and a bit grey-ish at times. Unless you're a porn star then it's brilliantly white and thick like premium yoghurt (and they shoot buckets opposed to your dribbles)
3) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to swallow.
4) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to have in their mouth.
5) What some men love to swallow
6) What most men fantasize about depositing in their wife's/girlfriend's ass
7) What gives your underwear that "yellow" stain
8) What ejaculated out of your penis when your (insert a family member) taught you how to masturbate all those years ago
9) What made your sister cry...and why she had to go "away" for several months
10) That bodily fluid you have on hour laptop after reading these definitions
"I hate to ask you this, since I don't really know you, but do I have a chance of ejaculating some cum into your mouth?"
"Mummy, what is "cum" and why did you scream at the man next door to "shoot his cum into your mouth"?
"Of course my darling, shoot your cum into my mouth. I know the taste is disgusting and it makes me vomit, but I love you sooooo much to refuse"
"Mummy, what is "cum" and why did you scream at the man next door to "shoot his cum into your mouth"?
"Of course my darling, shoot your cum into my mouth. I know the taste is disgusting and it makes me vomit, but I love you sooooo much to refuse"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
Get the Cummug. Like masturbation, only dirtier. Mainly performed by: 1) Men of any age fantasizing about having sex (usually) with someone famous or someone who wouldn't have real sex with them in a million years. 2) What your mother does to men to feed her drug habbit. 3) A perfectly normal act ensuring your mother has to look at weird stains on your underwear and sheets. 4) An act usually performed whilst lying on a single bed with your eyes tight shut. 5) Something you do when bored. 6) An act that makes you believe you're the best lover in the world....or you will be when you start having sex for real. 7) Something that old guy down the road made you do to him for a bag of sweets. 8) Something every male does, but no-one admits to it. 9) An act that usually ends with the participant saying, "YES!" or "EWWW!" depending on the angle of the penis. 10) What you're doing right now as you read these definitions of wanking...
"I refute all allegations that I was out of order. Wanking at a funeral is perfectly normal"
"Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"
"Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
Get the Wankingmug. Three different definitions that are all sexually connected: 1) Your father, 2) What a great (male) lover demands his bitch call him, 3) The object of many little girls' desire.
"When daddy crept into my room late at night and said I needed to be punished, he really did show me who my daddy was! God, my daddy makes me horny!!"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
Get the Daddymug.