Three different definitions that are all sexually connected: 1) Your father, 2) What a great (male) lover demands his bitch call him, 3) The object of many little girls' desire.
"When daddy crept into my room late at night and said I needed to be punished, he really did show me who my daddy was! God, my daddy makes me horny!!"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
A word for a woman who loves sex so much, she's decided to make it her full time occupation. A "whore" is probably what your mother was before she married your dad. Single mothers are most definitely "whores" too. The word "whore" comes from Olde English meaning, "a woman who likes a lot of cock". A "whore" is what your wife or girlfriend wishes she was because of your inability to satisfy her in bed.
"Hi Mom and dad! I want you to meet my new girlfriend, Mysti. She's a whore!"
"I'm sorry to hear about the death of your mother, but lets be honest, she was a bit of a whore"
"I'm sorry to hear about the death of your mother, but lets be honest, she was a bit of a whore"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
Commonly known as "sticking it up the wrong one". Anal Sex is something most of us claim to perform on our girlfriends/wives but nearly all of us never do.
Anal Sex is....
1) Something your mother is good at.
2) Dirty. That's why it's so good.
3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul.
4) What makes us all feel like porn stars.
5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis.
6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE.
7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis.
8) Smelly. See #2
9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close.
10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.
Anal Sex is....
1) Something your mother is good at.
2) Dirty. That's why it's so good.
3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul.
4) What makes us all feel like porn stars.
5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis.
6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE.
7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis.
8) Smelly. See #2
9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close.
10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.
"Hi Mom and dad! This is Mysti and she's really into Anal Sex"
"Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her"
"Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"
"Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her"
"Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
Big Beautiful Woman (Women). In other words, a nice term for a fat chick. Most aren't even beautiful. Just big women. BBW's are women most men crave about having sex with, but would never admit to their friends. Sex with a BBW is said to be out of this world as because of their size, a BBW will let you do anything to them as they don't know when the next time they'll have sex with a man. As a result, most BBW's become lesbians. BBW on the internet are misleading. Most are beautiful. In real life, a BBW is ugly. It's a known fact that you can tell when a BBW reaches orgasm: she stops eating.
"No darling, I don't mind that you've put on a bit of weight. I've always wanted to have sex with a BBW"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011