Doc Evil's definitions

Redshirtted

A way to refer to someone getting screwed over by getting an unpleasant task or sheer bad luck.

Coined from the security guards from the original "STAR TREK" because they always got killed on assingment.

"Roger just got totally redshirted. He's gotta clean up the bathroom that the toilet backed up in"

by Doc Evil March 12, 2005

frack

Sanitized replacement for "Fuck" used on "Battlestar Galactica"

"Aw frack and feldercarb!!!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Znort

A mispelling of "Snort" used in association of cocaine use.

"You better stop Zortin' dat P, bro!"

by Doc Evil July 22, 2003

Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.

"Did you squeeze the cheese?"

by Doc Evil August 9, 2003

Guy Gardner

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".

"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Drain the main vein

Slang for "Urinate"

"The Main vein" being the penis of course.

"I gotta drain the main vein something fierce"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

Sensors locked

To scope out an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"Whoa, sensors locked on that hot chick!"

by Doc Evil March 12, 2005