Doc Evil's definitions

Scan this

Another way to call attention to something.

"Yo, Lister, scan this new definition on Urban Dictionary!"

by Doc Evil March 12, 2005

Take a wazzer

Slang for "Urinate"

"Pause the tape for a minute. I gotta take a wazzer."

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

Drain the main vein

Slang for "Urinate"

"The Main vein" being the penis of course.

"I gotta drain the main vein something fierce"

by Doc Evil July 24, 2003

Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.

"Did you squeeze the cheese?"

by Doc Evil August 9, 2003

Guy Gardner

Formerly a member of the Green Lantern Corps, Guy Gardner is an anti-hero who butts heads with his fellow heroes almost as often as he pounds the bad guys. Still, despite his beligerent in-your-face attitude Guy has a sincere desire to protect the innocent and make those who threaten them wish they were never born. Guy never gives up and can always be counted on to cover your back. Currently goes by the alias "Warrior".

"I do a job and I do it well. Im Guy Gardner. Top THAT, fanboy!"

by Doc Evil July 26, 2003

Znort

A mispelling of "Snort" used in association of cocaine use.

"You better stop Zortin' dat P, bro!"

by Doc Evil July 22, 2003

front burner

Something of higher priority.

The Henderson account is on the front burner for today.

by Doc Evil April 15, 2005