Dnurse15's definitions

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Tar Hill Lane

The left lane of the interstate that is usually occupied by North Carolina drivers in surrounding states.

Look at that North Carolinan in the left lane Jerry. He’s going 5 under and blocking traffic. That’s the tar hill lane.

by Dnurse15 August 25, 2023

White trash repair

When you fix something in an improper manner with a scant amount of resources that still counts as fixed, but you put the least amount of effort into it.

Joe Bob fixed the toilet by using a dog chain and a cinder block. In our neck of the woods we call that a white trash repair.

by Dnurse15 February 20, 2023

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.

Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.

by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024

Hot wing hangover

When you eat hot wings and the next morning you ride the toilet. Symptoms are cold sweats followed by diarrhea. It leaves you with your ass on fire for like 2 hours afterwards.

Phil did the Carolina Reaper wing challenge to impress Kayla and now has to pay the price the next morning with the hot wing hangover.

by Dnurse15 August 5, 2022