Tammy was so wasted from drinking that she looked liked a shit house wreck.
The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.
The old Miller place has fallen in so bad I wonder why the county hasn’t condemned that shit house wreck yet.
by Dnurse15 December 01, 2024
When you fix something in an improper manner with a scant amount of resources that still counts as fixed, but you put the least amount of effort into it.
Joe Bob fixed the toilet by using a dog chain and a cinder block. In our neck of the woods we call that a white trash repair.
by Dnurse15 February 20, 2023
When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition
Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.
by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023
The left lane of the interstate that is usually occupied by North Carolina drivers in surrounding states.
Look at that North Carolinan in the left lane Jerry. He’s going 5 under and blocking traffic. That’s the tar hill lane.
by Dnurse15 August 26, 2023