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Wal-Creature

Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.
I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.
by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022
mugGet the Wal-Creaturemug.

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition
Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.
by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023
mugGet the Armchair Meter Maidmug.

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
mugGet the Mattress Holidaymug.

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
mugGet the Wheel of Fathermug.

Hot wing hangover

When you eat hot wings and the next morning you ride the toilet. Symptoms are cold sweats followed by diarrhea. It leaves you with your ass on fire for like 2 hours afterwards.
Phil did the Carolina Reaper wing challenge to impress Kayla and now has to pay the price the next morning with the hot wing hangover.
by Dnurse15 August 5, 2022
mugGet the Hot wing hangovermug.

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