Django Elf's definitions

Gillian

A woman who is only good for feeding men.

Is Phil available for cards? Nah, he's making Ed's sandwiches; what a Gillian!!

by Django Elf March 18, 2021

NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.

Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed

by Django Elf March 20, 2021

Killinchy

A weird place where locals are brainwashed into thinking they live in a beauty spot, when in reality, it's a shithole.

Jonny thinks Carrick is beautiful. It's actually a complete Killinchy

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

The Brigadier

Pure menace. Ignore his cheery and garrulous demeanor; the Brigadier commands respect as the leader of an elite guerrilla organisation. He has been known to torture individuals who dared ask for extra windows in their countryside properties. Despite often being seen in khaki shorts and relaxed footwear, do not think him a soft touch; he'll eat your kids.

Has anybody seen Jonny and Gill? I haven't seen them since they had a late night meeting with the Brigadier.

by Django Elf March 27, 2021

Little elf

Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.

How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!

by Django Elf March 21, 2021

Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.

Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

Chipleaders

Guys who think they're hot shit, but they are just blowhards. Twats

Are Jonny and Gill coming tonight? Why ask those twats; they think they're chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 18, 2021