Definitions by Django Elf
The Brigadier
A very dangerous man. The Brigadier will lull you into a false sense of security, what with his khaki shorts, comfortable shoes and cheese and onion crisps: but make no mistake, one false move and he will end you. His favourite form of torture is taking windows out of your home.
The Brigadier by Django Elf March 28, 2021
The Brigadier
Pure menace. Ignore his cheery and garrulous demeanor; the Brigadier commands respect as the leader of an elite guerrilla organisation. He has been known to torture individuals who dared ask for extra windows in their countryside properties. Despite often being seen in khaki shorts and relaxed footwear, do not think him a soft touch; he'll eat your kids.
Has anybody seen Jonny and Gill? I haven't seen them since they had a late night meeting with the Brigadier.
The Brigadier by Django Elf March 27, 2021
Little elf
Often mistaken as a pushover, the little elf is a mighty warrior who makes others tremble in fear. They are often leaders of men and excellent poker players.
How did Gill and Jonny do in the poker? They said they were playing with a real loser.
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
They had their pants pulled down big style! Turned out Pip was a little elf!
Little elf by Django Elf March 21, 2021
NASA bed
A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.
NASA bed by Django Elf March 20, 2021
Killinchy
A weird place where locals are brainwashed into thinking they live in a beauty spot, when in reality, it's a shithole.
Killinchy by Django Elf March 19, 2021
Fake Chipleader
Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
Fake Chipleader by Django Elf March 19, 2021
Chipleaders
Chipleaders by Django Elf March 18, 2021