Definitions by Dizzy Mendoza

urban dictionist 

A viewbag that adds pointless definitions to Urban Dictionary.

"Dizzy added another dumb definition to Urban Dictionary. He's the definition an urban dictionist."

urban dictionist by Dizzy Mendoza July 13, 2016

viewbag

A programmer who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, seemingly compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

An insult equivalent to douchebag, used by programmers and IT professionals.

ARROGANT CODER: I'm sooo good at CSS3 and, like, wicked good at HTML5, bro. It's ridiculous.
MODEST CODER: What a viewbag.

viewbag by Dizzy Mendoza May 25, 2016

bool shift

A classy grandma way of saying bullshit.

*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.

CODER 1: I can't get this code to run.
CODER 2: That's because your code is total bool shift.

bool shift by Dizzy Mendoza May 25, 2016

classy grandma 

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.

STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

classy grandma by Dizzy Mendoza May 20, 2016

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.

Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.

carpooling by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014